circumcising:

awh good for themimage

fake-dildo:

slow down grab the wall, wiggle like u tryna make your ass fall off

(Source: loliplier)

cokeflow:

today at dinner my grandma was talking to me for 11 minutes trying to describe some strawberry thing she made and when she was finished my mom was like, he doesn’t even like strawberries. I’ve never seen anyone look so defeated.

tinyriah:

what if my thoughts were as cute as i was

woah


TRACK: when you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you

(Source: kylejosimmons)

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

the only reason we haven’t been destroyed as a society is because baby animals